Well, we saw The Odyssey yesterday in IMAX.
It was fine. Which is sad; it might have been amazballs.
Here are my positive criticisms:
- It was pretty
- It told the story in an interesting way
- Robert Paterson was enjoyably over-the-top but in character
- It was a decent retelling of an ancient story
- This isn't ONLY tied to the Odyssey, but it painfully obvious here - American (and now British) movies are so much happier showing gore and blood over sex. All the sex in the movie has been restoryed: Circe is now a hag witch, not a beautiful witch Odysseus shags. They have desexed Calliope - and wasted Charlize Theron as a new-age healer instead of the sex demanding lover she was. But the fighting, the stabbing, the blood, it goes on and in great detail. I think it is some bizarre fetish that encompasses all but a few movies and TV shows.
- There is almost no mention of the Greek Gods and how they use humans to fight their grievances by proxy. Athena haunts Odysseus like depression in a Valtrex commercial. Annoying and ethereal.
- Matt Damon and Anne Hathaway are both excellent, but both are too big for their roles. You always see Matt Damon and Anne Hathaway, not Odysseus and Penelope. The desexing of their characters gives them nothing to play with except stoicism. Wane, brooding, boring, stoicism.
- I think, with only a bit of pot, you could make this a great Rocky Horror type of call and response show. Every island they go to, the crew has to turn and run back to the ship. Odysseus usually yells, "Back to the Ship!", but all I heard was Monty Python screaming, "Run away! Run Away!"
- I think you take a shot every time someone talks about "Zeus' Rule of Hosting". Guaranteed fun.
- Lesson for the ship's crew: If you see a 7-foot baby screaming in the woods, do not run after it.
- Lesson for the ship's crew: Don't enter random caves.
- Lesson for the ship's crew: You walk past wild animals like lions, ligers, and cheetahs that only stare at you as you walk towards a pile of rubble - maybe stop and think, "humm, is something wrong here?"
- Lesson for us all: Don't piss off Poseidon.

























